Ramble, ramble, gurgle, gurgle, creying, whining, miss you, <3 u 5evr, kill me.
I am so alone.
Except for Snicklefritz.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
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“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.”
Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
(Source: coenbrosbeforehos)
Final scenes of Dexter season finales
(Source: sarah-nade)
Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.
Sodium pentothal, known commonly as truth serum.
(Source: inessentialhouses)
never let the water ruuuuuuuuuun
Forever.
(Source: concupisco)
oh my gosh. I just keep watching this over and over.
He straight up wants to eat that baby.
(Source: pushthemovement)
reblag if u crey teers of sads
I am a Man of Constant Sorrow
O’ Brother Where Art Thou
I’m not looking for another as I wander in my time,
walk me to the corner, our steps will always rhyme
you know my love goes with you as your love stays with me,
it’s just the way it changes, like the shoreline and the sea,
but let’s not talk of love or chains and things we can’t untie,
your eyes are soft with sorrow,
Hey, that’s no way to say goodbye.
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